And you can hum along while you burn in hell: Archive

And you can hum along while you burn in hell

March 2012

“life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”

adolfphin: wtf why isnt life like animal crossing

I am giving myself a 2k test saturday morning!

I literally hate you more than words can describe. you are a liar and a cunt. fuck you.

February 2012

violentblowjobs: i was more surprised by his voice than the pencils.

friend: OMG I can't believe he rejected me! why am I such a hopeless romantic?!

me: one time a snack machine rejected my dollar and I was really hungry

someone play draw something with me :D

I am terrified for crew tryouts… I mean what if i get cut, then what do i do with my life…

d3adsetonagetaway: i want a relationship so badly but i’m so annoying and unattractive that no one will ever like me

makebelievewithme: I cried :(((

I enjoy long walks on the Internet.

hyperbolequeen: do black people have an extra muscle in their butts for twerking

sinistersuspect: people can talk shit about America all they want but at the end of the day we have Ellen DeGeneres.

Paige Padilla: ⚓ Rows Before Hoes ⚓:... →

power10forarmiehammer: The girl you just called a starboard? she spends hours rowing port. the boy you just speared with your oar? his coach makes him do twenty minute wall sits every day. that kid you just pushed into the lake? he’s a lightweight, not a coxswain. that guy you just made…