December 2011
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So I have a few new followers I haven't properly...
staysandstories:
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Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.
Not to worry,
bigdreams-bigheart:
the world is much bigger than this town, and I’ll be out of here soon enough.
My family when someone wakes up before anyone...
Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.
Everyone else: Let me just stomp throughout the house, slam a bunch of doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.
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All I know is I don’t know how to be something you miss
Reblog if you're the retarded friend.
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how you put on a certain outfit and you think it looks really good, so you go...
– Molly (life in the Fat Lane)
Reblog if you were born on your birthday.
misterdoctorprofessornick:
You mean, I’m not the only one?!
Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
Me:
Mum:
Me:
Mum:
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my god
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wherethewildthingsrow:
isthatafatjoke:
wherethewildthingsrow replied to your photo: hey guys this is mary she is pretty cool, she is…
aww! i’ll go on an uddermergency run with you anytime!
you really udder the best <3
you always win….
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