oh-woah-dope:

since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?

i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?

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harryflack:

remember when esteban was calling the dead but got put on hold

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aduhm:

if you don’t like my blog then

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sofiorious:

poorchrysalis:

i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they hooked up. what do u mean u have a boyfriend. what do u mean someone shot archduke ferdinand

Catherine

and just like that freshman year was over…

lameborghini:

for being a teen girl i sure do talk about my dick a lot

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lindsaychrist:

ive been fired from taco bell 4 separate times but i keep just showing up for work and they forget

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lukeskywalked:

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johneggbutt:

you got yourself into this you little shit now get yourself out

I SHOULDN’T BE LAUGHING BUT I AM AND I DON’T REGRET IT

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